{"fact":"While it is commonly thought that the ancient Egyptians were the first to domesticate cats, the oldest known pet cat was recently found in a 9,500-year-old grave on the Mediterranean island of Cyprus. This grave predates early Egyptian art depicting cats by 4,000 years or more.","length":278}

{"fact":"British cat owners spend roughly 550 million pounds yearly on cat food.","length":71}

{"fact":"A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49 km) over a short distance.","length":86}

{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}

{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}

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{"fact":"In Holland\u2019s embassy in Moscow, Russia, the staff noticed that the two Siamese cats kept meowing and clawing at the walls of the building. Their owners finally investigated, thinking they would find mice. Instead, they discovered microphones hidden by Russian spies. The cats heard the microphones when they turned on.","length":318}

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